Emblogrio

From me to you. Esta informação veio pelo grande José Aguiar, que é muito bom “cliente” deste blog e tudo.

Adicionem este e-mail aos vossos contactos do msn: encarta@conversagent.com e depois podem-lhe fazer perguntas. Eis o meu primeiro diálogo (foi preciso insistir, mas ele lá respondeu!):

(12:27:37) Daniel Fonseca: what is the capital of syria?
(12:27:38) encarta@conversagent.com: Welcome, Daniel! My name is Encarta Instant Answers. I am a smart computer who can bring you the Encarta info you want right in your IM window!
Here are some questions you can ask me:
* What is the capital of Sweden?
* When was Nelson Mandela born?
* Solve 2x^2+7x=5
Type your question and I’ll look it up for you!
(12:27:52) Daniel Fonseca: what is the capital of syria?
(12:27:53) encarta@conversagent.com: The capital of Syria is Damascus.

(Mais pérolas no desenvolvimento)

Abraços e boas festas!

Update:

Ahahaha!
(12:40:16) Daniel Fonseca: what year was martin luther king born?
(12:40:16) Encarta: Martin Luther King’s Birthday was born on January 17th, 2005.
(12:40:17) Encarta: Hey, I’ve been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn’t get any answer!
Didn’t see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn’t support activities.
Type “What version of MSN Messenger do I need?” for more info, or just “Invite me!” if you want me to send you an invitation.

Dava vontade de lhe responder 2 coisas:
- “Martin Luther King’s Birthday was born on January 17th, 2005″? Amigo, esse inglês podia estar melhor… e
- Querias arrancar-me com o Encarta??? Aqui no Linux com o gaim não há disso, amigo!

E será que ele adivinha?
(12:50:23) Daniel Fonseca: who will be the president of Portugal?
(12:50:25) Encarta: Jorge SAMPAIO (as of 3/15/2005) is the President of Portugal.
I can’t show you the results since you don’t have the Encarta application open. Type “Invite me” to open it.

Que chato! Só quer abrir o Encarta… interesseiro!

Parece que começam uns DoS’s…
(15:38:22) Daniel Fonseca: what is a blog?
(15:38:23) Encarta: [Service too busy]
(15:38:41) Daniel Fonseca: what is your problem?
(15:38:41) Encarta: Hello again, Daniel.
Here are some of the questions you can ask me:
* What is the capital of Canada?
* I want to see the biography of Nelson Mandela.
* How many calories are there in an orange?
(15:39:05) Daniel Fonseca: what is a blog?
(15:39:06) Encarta: Here is the definition for blog: have weblog.
(15:39:10) Daniel Fonseca: what is a weblog?
(15:39:11) Encarta: Here is the definition for weblog: diary on Web site.

E esta veio pelo Pedroso:
(15:59:52) Pedroso: (15:59:42) jp: what is gnu public license?
(15:59:50) encarta@conversagent.com: My source for this information is inaccessible at the moment. Please give me a few seconds and try to ask your question again.
Exception details: request to “MSNSearch API” returned invalid XML.
(16:00:33) Daniel Fonseca: ehehehhe
(16:00:38) Daniel Fonseca: ja tas a queimar o bicho!!

O homem não pára:
(16:09:30) Pedroso: (16:08:25) jp: is linux better than windows?
(16:08:25) encarta@conversagent.com: I’m not sure. Do you think it is better than windows?
(16:08:45) jp: yes, I do.
(16:08:48) encarta@conversagent.com: Better than windows? Very interesting. What other open-source operating system would you describe as better than windows?
(16:09:01) jp: BSD, for example
(16:09:11) encarta@conversagent.com: My source for this information is a little slow at the moment. Please give me a few seconds and try to ask your question again.
Exception details: request to “MSNSearch API” timed out.

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